10 tips to survive like a pro

Let’s be honest – sometimes you’re just not ready for Olmun. Maybe you overslept, or maybe you partied a little too hard. In moments like these, all you need is a bit of confidence, the right words, and a convincing nod – in the spirit of fake it till you make it. But don’t worry: with our 10 tips, you’ll survive like a pro – even when you have no idea what’s going on.

1.Never say "I" — you represent a country.

When you say something, always say “The Delegation of …” instead of “I think…”

2.Nod at EVERYTHING.

Even when you don’t know what’s going on, just do it. It shows you listened and understood — even if you didn’t.

3.Say: “In principle, we support this — but with reservations”.

This basically means: I have no idea what this is about, but I want to have a say.

4.Make notes.

It doesn’t matter what you write down — you look busy and deliberate.

5.Start every speech with “Dear honorable Delegates”.

It sounds formal and you can continue with any theme.

6.Step up to the podium often — whether you have something to say or not.

It’s not only about what you say, but also about saying it with a serious look. Always.

7.Stick to “UN English”.

For example, don’t say “we should help”; instead, say “we must foster inclusive and sustainable frameworks to support communities.” The longer the sentence, the more impact — even if no one knows exactly what you mean.

8.Observe the pros and copy.

Listen carefully to the experienced delegates and memorize their phrases — incorporate them into your own contributions.

9.Build alliances early.

Find a few delegates and pretend that you’re planning a resolution — you appear involved, even if you just nod and say something like “Absolutely.”

10.Use a lot of technical terms.

Throw in terms like “veto power,” “binding resolution,” “sovereignty clause” — nobody asks questions, and everyone is impressed.

by Carla Nedlin, Svea Kohlwey